So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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