Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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