ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.