I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.