last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby