I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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