I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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