Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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