Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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