I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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