Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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