I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
