just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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