Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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