Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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