i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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