I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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