Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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