I think I am morally bankrupt
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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