the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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