Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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