Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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