How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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