Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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