you guys were way drunker than both of me
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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