Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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