he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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