He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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