Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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