well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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