its not stalking. its research.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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