Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Fuck appropriateness.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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