I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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