Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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