Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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