she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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