So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
my poor anus
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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