Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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