oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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