I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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