normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
