I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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