Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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