I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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