I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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