She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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