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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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