after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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