You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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