So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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