We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This is classic penis vs brain.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Randomize
