Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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