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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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