I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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