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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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