I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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