You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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