me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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