respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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