I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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